The Adventure on 777 Acres
// December 24th, 2011 // 1 Comment » // random cool
Who can forget Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara? Bet most of us wanted to have that kind of fun, well fear not- Pragyan’s got scope for that.
In certain regions of our prestigious campus, you’ll stumble upon a very exciting and highly addictive adventure sport- Corrida. (In plain English, that’s Bull fighting!). Surprisingly, the entry is totally free with no strings attached (pun intended!) despite it being our flagship adventure game!
What you would require is nothing but a trolley-shaped suitcase with loads of luggage in it (be it even laundry, the bulls don’t care…), and roll it across campus. At one point, you’ll encounter a black bull surrounded by numerous skin-clad chicks (beauty is in the eye of the beholder, baby! In this case, the bull’s the judge), or rather the lucky few might chance upon a large conglomerate of bulls (yeah, the gay community) roaming freely somewhere. Prepare yourself for an adventure of your lifetime: Pass by them with your wheels rolling and then run like crazy for your precious life… Because here in NITT, the catalyst for bull fights isn’t a blood red cape; rather it’s the irritating, thorny noise of trollies rolling. They see me rollin’, they hatin’, alright…
There have been rumors of students utilizing this sport to attain higher brain awareness; performing up to 10 times better in various competitions, Professor X who (surprisingly reformed at NITT campus after being disintegrated by Jean Grey) has analyzed the brain waves of the Bull Racing Enhanced (BRE) students and compared it with Bodhidharma’s brain waves.
The conclusions reached by the Professor in his own words are: “The BRE people have Sigma brain waves which can only be achieved after 12 straight hours of meditation, I would highly recommend this sport- No, I call it therapy- to everyone!”. His logic? “With brains like these, who needs bodies?!”
Sadly our most aggressive bull (aptly named Norris) has been missing… (Heads up! Labyrinth may ask you to point Norris’ location on Google maps!) Still wanted by many, Norris lives on in the dry marshes of Thuvakudi, waiting patiently for the best racer to come along, rolling his suitcase- if you can find him, he might bestow you a chase, and bless you with brain waves that might just help you win a Nobel prize.
Disclaimer: “Bull Fighting must be done at your own risk- No one is liable for broken bones, punctured livers or missing people”
